Don't Copy if you can't Paste!

A popular motivational speaker said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The Audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: " And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause!!!

A Top manager trained by him tried to crack this at home. After a drink, He said Loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, The manager finally blurted out".. and I cant remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed.
Moral of the story: Don't Copy if you can't Paste!

Sunday, September 27, 2009